City Edict #495.D
Dispose of any waste in the conveniently placed incinerators. [Incinitron 5000 series] Protect the environment and keep trash off our streets! Refusal to comply is punishable by the death penalty.
JacaByte wrote a Comment on February 25, 2009 at 8:48 pm
This is ignoring futuristically stringent health and safety regulations, correct?
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Leenie wrote a Comment on February 25, 2009 at 8:58 pm
Pure brilliance! =]
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TexasRex wrote a Comment on February 25, 2009 at 9:56 pm
I was wondering why there were massive fires all over the place. This is an awesome solution. Maybe make a few different ones like a ‘Dog Disposal Site’ or a ‘Secular Book Depository’.
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gwinter wrote a Comment on February 27, 2009 at 3:36 am
wow,it burns everything steping on it or has some kind of switch?
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JacaByte wrote a Comment on March 1, 2009 at 3:33 pm
I’m placing bets on a switch, maybe something like the one pictured in the lower left corner of the first screenie…
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Jon wrote a Comment on March 3, 2009 at 11:14 am
I would have coloured the incinerator yellow and black, but I guess making it blue helps it to contrast with the fire itself.
Please don’t include ‘the death penalty’ in the game. It makes for such a depressing vision of the future.
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JacaByte wrote a Comment on March 3, 2009 at 8:31 pm
Come on, it’s comic relief. The death penalty sounds better than “life in prison”. People laugh off the joke when it fakes being serious, and when it tries to be realistic it comes off as being forced and mousy. We’re not mousy, are we? (with the exception of Two Jacks, of course…)
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Steve wrote a Comment on March 5, 2009 at 4:41 pm
“Place weighted companion cube here.”
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Alec Holowka wrote a Comment on March 5, 2009 at 4:49 pm
Ladies and gentlemen, Steve Woodrow. ^_^
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Jon wrote a Comment on March 6, 2009 at 8:39 pm
How about…
Refusal to comply is correctable by the Department of Interpersonal Ethics.
…otherwise known as D.I.E.
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JacaByte wrote a Comment on February 25, 2009 at 8:48 pm
This is ignoring futuristically stringent health and safety regulations, correct?
Leenie wrote a Comment on February 25, 2009 at 8:58 pm
Pure brilliance! =]
TexasRex wrote a Comment on February 25, 2009 at 9:56 pm
I was wondering why there were massive fires all over the place. This is an awesome solution. Maybe make a few different ones like a ‘Dog Disposal Site’ or a ‘Secular Book Depository’.
gwinter wrote a Comment on February 27, 2009 at 3:36 am
wow,it burns everything steping on it or has some kind of switch?
JacaByte wrote a Comment on March 1, 2009 at 3:33 pm
I’m placing bets on a switch, maybe something like the one pictured in the lower left corner of the first screenie…
Jon wrote a Comment on March 3, 2009 at 11:14 am
I would have coloured the incinerator yellow and black, but I guess making it blue helps it to contrast with the fire itself.
Please don’t include ‘the death penalty’ in the game. It makes for such a depressing vision of the future.
JacaByte wrote a Comment on March 3, 2009 at 8:31 pm
Come on, it’s comic relief. The death penalty sounds better than “life in prison”. People laugh off the joke when it fakes being serious, and when it tries to be realistic it comes off as being forced and mousy. We’re not mousy, are we? (with the exception of Two Jacks, of course…)
Steve wrote a Comment on March 5, 2009 at 4:41 pm
“Place weighted companion cube here.”
Alec Holowka wrote a Comment on March 5, 2009 at 4:49 pm
Ladies and gentlemen, Steve Woodrow. ^_^
Jon wrote a Comment on March 6, 2009 at 8:39 pm
How about…
Refusal to comply is correctable by the Department of Interpersonal Ethics.
…otherwise known as D.I.E.